Breaking News

In today's news, an incredibly handsome and talented Topeka man was found face first in a snow drift on the corner of 17th and Washburn. According to our sources, his car had broken down and he was making the long and perilous journey to campus on foot. When found by paramedics, he was quoted saying "there is snow in my boots and I can't feel my feet." What a brave man. More on this story as it develops.